438-01

The New Millenium
Finds you in Ashgabat,
And you discover that
The Turkmenbashi--
The Leader of the Turkmen People--
Loves his country.

Which he should
Owing most of it.

To visit, oh say,
The Turkmenbashi Textile Mills,
In Turkmenbashi City,
You get there
On the Turkmenbashi Highway;
And you stay there
At the Turkmenbashi Hotel.

But then a big surprise:
The cell phone company
Is named with the most exuberant eloquence:

"438-01"