The first time,
They weren't even married yet
And her college roommate walked in on them;
She wanted to hide her face under the blanket for ever,
Having told her roommate quite a few times
That she could do better then the ackward guy
She had nicknamed "Dopey" and was having sex with at the very moment
The second time,
They already had jobs, kids and a house,
And at night, once the kids were down, would collapse senseless,
So they would leave work and meet for lunch and sex in the empty house
And her mother walked in on them
Looking for shears--she was in the neighborhood
And the rosebush she had planted needed to be pruned.
The third time,
He's just had a heart attack;
And feared that the ICU tubes were sucking his life away
and asked her to hold him back;
She lied down and put her arms around him
And a nurse walked in on them and said:
"My, someone must be feeling better now."
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